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François 0 In Hong-Kong, even the best can once be the worst...
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In Hong-Kong, even the best can once be the worst...

Chow Yun-Fat. Ching Siu-Tung. To any Hong Kong movie fan, those two names are like Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson for a basketball fan. Now, just try to imagine a basketball game where a team with the Magic Man and his Airness would have its ass kicked by a team of 5 years old kids. Then you have an idea about the disaster. Witch From Nepal is so totally silly that it becomes funny. The plot is not so bad, but the combination of very poor special effect with an insipid romance and poor acting are enough to reach the last letter of the alphabet.

Yes Chow Yun-Fat and Ching Siu-Tung have their own Z movie. The action scenes are just laughable, the bad guy is grunting like an animal all the time and doesn't frighten anybody, the romance will make you cry, but because you will laugh too much (the arrow... my godness...). But hopefully, the movie is really bad enough to be memorable, especially when you look at the cast. Chow Yun-Fat and Ching Siu-Tung have some bad movies in their filmography, but this one is really crap enough to recall us about the nice work from Nam Lai-Choi. Those who know the master have already understood the message: buy some beers, call some friends, and watch this movie !



15 August 2003
by François


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